..."assert dominance". Okay. Is that what you're going to do? Are you going to just take charge of the game? Horne? If you would please – – when you get half a second – – get your hands off your face. Before we do that, just a word on my phone situation. I have here a, er... [GRUNTS] ...very large flower pot. Well, it's a plant pot. KEY: [LAUGHING]

...rolling. Assert dominance. With that thought in mind, may I offer up the first challenge of the evening? It's the sort of thing where people posed in Victorian times with rabbits, isn't it? It's possible. It's possible, I'll give you. Is that him? No. That's time. And the challenge ball has come to a standstill. Well, the closest I got...

So, I've got a unicorn... ...flask with a lid – do I put the lid on? I've written down... ...two words. I've written down... ..."assert dominance". Okay. Is that what you're going to do? Are you going to just take charge of the game? Horne? If you would please – – when you get half a second –

Ah. And I've finished my go. And good luck, everyone. Great. I think one of the traditions of these live games... ...is that I've gone for an early challenge... ...to get the challenge ball... ...rolling. Assert dominance. With that thought in mind, may I offer up the first challenge of the evening? It's the sort of thing where people posed in Victorian times with rabbits, isn't it?

I mean, it's up to you if you want Watto to walk on that, but I'm getting some Rice Krispies. Asset dominance! [LAUGHING] Listen up. So, what you're listening out for is "Horne, Watson, and... ...Key". Ready? WATSON: Yeah. [QUIET SNAPPING/ CRACKLING/ POPPING] Yeah, maybe – I thought I got something.

Well, I may as well bung in stomping partners. WATSON: I don't think she's that different... HORNE: They're the same height! They are 19 cm apart... Oh, yeah – fucking hell... They can't even see each other. I mean, it's up to you if you want Watto to walk on that, but I'm getting some Rice Krispies. Asset dominance! [LAUGHING] Listen up. So, what you're listening out for is "Horne, Watson, and...

I know, mate. It'd be like when, you know, er... ...Sampras was dominant. Yeah. Yeah, okay – I get it: give someone else... Or Hendry. Horne is basically Hendry. He looks like Matt Hancock, to me. Yeah, he looks a LOT like Matt Hancock. Oh, sorry – yeah:

Some songs. She got an Oscar for it, I reckon. By the way, Watto – don't worry about this: I'm taking this guy down. I know, mate. It'd be like when, you know, er... ...Sampras was dominant. Yeah. Yeah, okay – I get it: give someone else... Or Hendry. Horne is basically Hendry.

No, you don't need to go. Ah. Taron Egerton. I thought you were going to challenge? Surely I have to go to the loo? KEY: No. WATSON: You can. HORNE: [SIGHS] KEY: Because he'll challenge me. Taron Egerton. I think I can go to the loo. I think you can. I'm overruling Key, I think you can go.

HORNE: What about Michael Jordan? When he was flying? WATSON: I mean, what I thought was that this category might provoke arguments, like... ...in the form of challenges, but in the end, they've provoked them now! I've sweated so much, I might not need a wee. I'm going for... [SIGHS] Are you going to challenge on Paul Merson? KEY: I will do, yeah. WATSON: And I think that might be the first time anyone other than Key has tried to pre-authorise a move.

I'd like to meet Jordan. At the time, of course, this is before Liverpool's period of dominance, but they... Brief period of dominance, but hopefully... WATSON: He was nice to me, and you do remember that sort of thing, I think. HORNE: Yeah. Yeah. Victoria Wood. No. HORNE: More... WATSON: [CHUCKLING] Oh! You'd have enjoyed that. I'm relaxed. If you win...

[CHUCKLING] Listen, he'll do what he'll do. I'm very tempted to say I'm not going to challenge, but then I still might challenge, I suppose. Yeah, I'm not going to challenge. I'm not going to challenge. Penelope Pitstop. No more people who you can find— I might, actually – sorry, I might. By the way, you can't do it on height. It's the height within her world. That's an argument for when we challenge.

I'm going for... [SIGHS] Are you going to challenge on Paul Merson? KEY: I will do, yeah. WATSON: And I think that might be the first time anyone other than Key has tried to pre-authorise a move. Yeah, Horne: you say Paul Merson, and you'll get a challenge from me like that. [CLICKS FINGERS] HORNE: Noah. No more people with...

Yeah, yeah. You want me to do it now? Yeah. Well, hello-o-o. I'm Elvis Presley. I do the lip thing as well. Oh. I think that's Mick Jagger. Okay: Do you think you're going to challenge it?

...because everyone has to remember everything? The game is demanding. Yeah. I've heard what you've had to say... And I've enjoyed it. Cheers, mate. Thanks, mate. But now I have to make my play. I'm not saying I'm his biggest fan. Nick Kyrgios. Ah. Ah. Horne looks like he's got challenger face.

Oh, I can't... I mean, I'm tempted to challenge on left handed just because, like you say... ...anyone could be. But I've already given away a challenge like that. I think.. I don't think I can challenge it. Pelham.

...palaver. Hmm, I wouldn't mind seeing some possession stats at this point. Yeah, you've dominated the game so far; you couldn't have done much more. I thought you were trying to ask me what I owned. I was. Well, I've got two typewriters, and they're stacked one on top of the other. Socrates, I think. Is that how you do it?

WATSON: Who? KEY: Horne. What, because I did that? You think that's my symbol for 'I'm going to do a challenge'? Yeah, something was happening there. Are you gonna challenge me? I'm not going to tell you if I'm going to challenge you. Lady Penelope that is just a, er...

KEY: Yeah, that was my system. HORNE: But if I challenge you on the same one again... ...you'd just do another minute and a half of that, I suppose? You've got to use all three of your challenges before Key really starts to exert his fingers! I'd maybe find her... "Exert my fingers”‽ I don't mind "exert my fingers". I've used the phrase "exert my fingers". [LAUGHING] I think I'm going for young Michael Owen.

Me? Well, no – Mark. I don't think I'll challenge myself. Right. Well, what about you, Tim? You're looking the wrong way. Are YOU thinking of challenging him? Yeah, I might. [CLAPS AND CRACKS KNUCKLES] Let's do it. I'm issuing a formal challenge. I think she might have sold a piece of artwork.